Why Niall and I would get along: (Yes, I have made a list!)
1. I love Irish people (It's natural for me, if you are Irish, or you can put on an Irish accent I will kidnap you and make you talk all day!!!
2. I can take banter
3. I'm the most carefree person I know!
4.I <3 FOOD!
5. I can speak French and I can do accents! (Niall likes that btw, it's weird...)
6. I ate 5 mins ago and my stomach is growling!
7. I can cook! :D
8. I can play piano (Niall can't but he plays guitar! == MELODY! ==)
9. I'm random / crazy
10. I don't fangirl over ANY celeb, if I wanted to fangirl over a normal person, I would walk down the street!
11. I'm a TOTAL Directioner!
12. I have ginger-y brown hair & light eyes (unless if I'm in a mood!)
13. I'm not stubborn on most things, but if I think I am something no-one can phase me, although I'll agree with you anyways!
14. I am really sensitive!
15. I burst out laughing at random moments!
16. I'm okay with everyone's decisions, including Niall's!
17. I, too, do not believe in sex before marriage!
18. I'm really shy until I get to know you better
19. I don't mind Justin Beiber (don't care if this makes you 'uncool'
20. If he can put up with my flaws, I can put up with his!
21. I don't take myself seriously AT ALL!
22. I hardly/don't wear make-up, if I wanted to be Barbie, I'd be being Barbie by now!
23. I'll miss him, but I could cope with him going on tour!
24. I want to know Niall James Horan, not just the Irish dude from One Direction!
25. If anyone was to break anyones heart in a relationship, it would be NIALL breaking MY heart, not the other way around!
26. I commit myself to anyone I'm in a relationship with!
27. I can handle haters!
28. I'm able to talk about serious things!
29. I don't mind being 'teasingly fed'!
30. I don't mind about girls who fangirl him!
31. Not too big of an age gap!
32. I love people who listen to me!
33. I love guitar players (again, natural!)
34. I don't mind boys with eating habits!
35. I'll stick by his side no matter WHAT!
36. I don't mind HIM fangirling
37. I live with three people who fart constantly, I can handle just one person I think!
38. I love being hugged
39. I love horror movies
40. I love games and boys who play games! (On the internet (and xbox, ps3 etc.,) not with my heart!)
41. I've never had a Nando's (none is Scotland) but I am willing to try it!
42. Did I mention I love eating?
43. I have hair fetish, never mind Niall!!!
44. I love people who play with my hair!
45. I am really strong willed!
46. I am 5'1 - 5'2!
47. I (think) I am intelligent! (I'm a walking talking dictionary!)
48. I love to eat Jelly for breakfast...!
49. I only talk about FOOD!
50. I don't mind traveling!
51. Sometimes I go really absent minded! (Like Niall...)
52. I love smiling!
53. I can deal with fame! (Trust me, been there done that! Famous on wattpad, constantly being asked to upload stories!)
54. I have a really nice and sensitive side!
55. I'm extremely loyal that it's almost creepy...
56. I am not sexy, but I've been called cute hundreds of times!
57. I don't feel the need to take a billion years to get ready!
58. Like Niall, I laugh a lot more when I am nervous, but unlike Niall I make CONSTANT eye contact, doesn't matter what's happening around me, I will always look at you straight in the eye!
59. I've always wanted to do the 'spaghetti kiss' since FOREVER!
60. My shoulder is always available to cry on! (I was training to be a Padre for a while so I also have comforting skills!)
61. I respect EVERYONES privacy
62. When hugging, I reluctantly let go!
63. I don't do duck faces!
64. I respect Niall
65. I think flaws are the cutest things imaginable!
66. A REALLY weird turn on is Irish accents! (Doesn't matter WHO is doing the accent, they are already on my cute list!)
67. I am never up in anyone's face and I do not believe I am hot!
68. Hot people are made for the sun, I do not live in the sun!
69. I'm happy-go-lucky!
70. I have supported Celtic since I was six!
71. Although, when it comes to world cups I go with Scotland, HOWEVER, my Mum for some reason goes for Ireland over Scotland. I know Scotland is rubbish! But if there was a UK team, I'd go for them! (I'm very loyal to the UK, then Scotland!)
72. If Niall wants to do something, I'm all up for it! (As the same for everyone else!)
73. I love Italian!
74. My laugh is so ridiculous!
75. I think Niall is the cutest thing on planet Earth!
76. I'm happy to move to Ireland if that means it is easy to see each other!
77. I am like the overly obsessed girlfriend-- wait, no, no-one is THAT obsessive! I'm just a bit... scared for Niall because he was mugged!
78. I'm shy when it comes to going out in public!
79. I have claustrophobia (fear of small spaces*), atychiphobia (fear of making mistakes*) and Trypanophobia (fear of injections*!) So him and I both have weird phobias (except the first one, that one is common!)
80. I'm the Scottish, female version of Niall Horan!
*** I'll talk about my fears in another blog!
So, I am perfect for Niall, but give me one reason why YOU'D be perfect for your favorite celebrity!
Sunday, 12 May 2013
Saturday, 27 April 2013
My Bullying Story
Hello citizens of the world!
So, a sad topic today. Bullying. And why is this sad? Because 1/3 people who are bullied commit suicide. 87% of them are female. And I am a girl.
My story is complicated and hard to understand, so PLEASE try and figure out what I'm about to tell you.
MY TIMELINE:
1 year old - alls well and enjoying life
2 years old - mischievous and scheming endlessly.
3 years old - start nursery and I <3 it (kindergarten)
4 years old - second year of nursery and my first bully comes along
5 years old - first attempt of suicide by hanging
6 years old - feeling miserable
7 years old - second attempt at suicide by hanging
8 years old - feeling even more miserable, most of my class hate me
9 years old - teachers start hating me too
10 years old - people start physically bullying me
11 years old - daily bullying
12 years old - leave primary, start self harming. Dad was taken to court by a bully, decided I was too dangerous and I was loopy, so I was admitted to an asylum (more or less, it was the psycho ward and they call it 'the Asylum.')
13 years old - got out of the asylum and then become more and more aggressive, developed anger management issues
So, at 12 years old. Yes. Okay. So one day the girl who bullied me since I was 4 came over to my dad. She then asked him, (and I quote) 'Mr Porter, can you please tell Chloe to stay away from me and my pals cos no-one likes her?' (But it sounded like this: 'Kin yoo please tell Cchloe to stie awi fay me and ma pals cos nea-wan likes er?') What she SHOULD have said was, 'Can you tell Chloe to stay away from everybody who likes me, but they don't really, I bullied them into liking me, and I'm afraid people might like Chloe if she manages to become close enough to them?'
I was more strong willed than my class mates because I was the only one to refuse to be in her group of 'friends'.
So my dad said, 'No, _____ I will not tell Chloe, because you are just a wee bully!' (My dad is quite a big guy and she has NEVER been told off by anyone!)
She then walked passed him and cursed at us. She then walked down (at which point my dad and I were a good 20 steps away from her.) She said 'I'm gonna get big ____ to you!!!' (We then found out, it wasn't big MUSCLE, it was big WAISTLINE!) Then, one night in November, police came chapping at the door and charged my dad for kicking this girl.
But after a loooooong wait, he was found not guilty. The girl also received a restraining order. I was scared out my mind, but this girl could mess with me but NO ONE messes my family without receiving consequence. However, I am not a fighter. But I try.
What has she done to my family ---
-> Kicked my brother (younger by 2 YEARS) where the sun doesn't shine. I told him to run in the other direction whilst I stepped in front of him and received a long beating.
-> Swore at my 76 year old gran, my mum, my dad... EVERYONE!
-> Caused harm to me.
-> Took my dad to court
And this hurts. But I know that I will ALWAYS put myself in danger before my family... And trust me. ANYONE who messes with my family now gets a royal beating. I am not the same as I was back then. I have MADE myself a fighter. And I personally tear hair, bite, scratch ANYONE who messes with ANYONE in my family.
This was my story. You are the reader. I still self harm. But I get through each day one by one. So I expect you to do the same. Do it. For everyone who loves you. Even if it seems no-one does. There'll always be 1 person who loves and cares about you. If you can't find one, your stupid. Because I'm the one who cares.
If you have trouble with bullying, are under the age of 18 and live in the UK, please call childline on 0800 1111 or go to their website, www.childline.com
If anything gets serious, contact your GP. Mental illness can be developed through bullying and it is serious. Trust me you do NOT want to be in an Asylum, barely aloud out of your room.
I care.
With Love,
Chloe x
If you were affected by my story and have a question, please contact me. I'll answer.
So, a sad topic today. Bullying. And why is this sad? Because 1/3 people who are bullied commit suicide. 87% of them are female. And I am a girl.
My story is complicated and hard to understand, so PLEASE try and figure out what I'm about to tell you.
MY TIMELINE:
1 year old - alls well and enjoying life
2 years old - mischievous and scheming endlessly.
3 years old - start nursery and I <3 it (kindergarten)
4 years old - second year of nursery and my first bully comes along
5 years old - first attempt of suicide by hanging
6 years old - feeling miserable
7 years old - second attempt at suicide by hanging
8 years old - feeling even more miserable, most of my class hate me
9 years old - teachers start hating me too
10 years old - people start physically bullying me
11 years old - daily bullying
12 years old - leave primary, start self harming. Dad was taken to court by a bully, decided I was too dangerous and I was loopy, so I was admitted to an asylum (more or less, it was the psycho ward and they call it 'the Asylum.')
13 years old - got out of the asylum and then become more and more aggressive, developed anger management issues
So, at 12 years old. Yes. Okay. So one day the girl who bullied me since I was 4 came over to my dad. She then asked him, (and I quote) 'Mr Porter, can you please tell Chloe to stay away from me and my pals cos no-one likes her?' (But it sounded like this: 'Kin yoo please tell Cchloe to stie awi fay me and ma pals cos nea-wan likes er?') What she SHOULD have said was, 'Can you tell Chloe to stay away from everybody who likes me, but they don't really, I bullied them into liking me, and I'm afraid people might like Chloe if she manages to become close enough to them?'
I was more strong willed than my class mates because I was the only one to refuse to be in her group of 'friends'.
So my dad said, 'No, _____ I will not tell Chloe, because you are just a wee bully!' (My dad is quite a big guy and she has NEVER been told off by anyone!)
She then walked passed him and cursed at us. She then walked down (at which point my dad and I were a good 20 steps away from her.) She said 'I'm gonna get big ____ to you!!!' (We then found out, it wasn't big MUSCLE, it was big WAISTLINE!) Then, one night in November, police came chapping at the door and charged my dad for kicking this girl.
But after a loooooong wait, he was found not guilty. The girl also received a restraining order. I was scared out my mind, but this girl could mess with me but NO ONE messes my family without receiving consequence. However, I am not a fighter. But I try.
What has she done to my family ---
-> Kicked my brother (younger by 2 YEARS) where the sun doesn't shine. I told him to run in the other direction whilst I stepped in front of him and received a long beating.
-> Swore at my 76 year old gran, my mum, my dad... EVERYONE!
-> Caused harm to me.
-> Took my dad to court
And this hurts. But I know that I will ALWAYS put myself in danger before my family... And trust me. ANYONE who messes with my family now gets a royal beating. I am not the same as I was back then. I have MADE myself a fighter. And I personally tear hair, bite, scratch ANYONE who messes with ANYONE in my family.
This was my story. You are the reader. I still self harm. But I get through each day one by one. So I expect you to do the same. Do it. For everyone who loves you. Even if it seems no-one does. There'll always be 1 person who loves and cares about you. If you can't find one, your stupid. Because I'm the one who cares.
If you have trouble with bullying, are under the age of 18 and live in the UK, please call childline on 0800 1111 or go to their website, www.childline.com
If anything gets serious, contact your GP. Mental illness can be developed through bullying and it is serious. Trust me you do NOT want to be in an Asylum, barely aloud out of your room.
I care.
With Love,
Chloe x
If you were affected by my story and have a question, please contact me. I'll answer.
First Blog and Lovin' It!
Hello citizens of the world!
My name is Chloe Robertson Porter, I'm 13 years of age and I am from Scotland! I have ginger hair, gray eyes and I'm pale and freckly! (Like I said, I'm from one of the coldest countries ever, so don't judge the appearance!!!) I decided to come on www.blogger.com because I felt like telling everyone about me and what I've been through! So, I'm just hear for a good old moan basically! But, please, take your time to read what I'm writing if you have the time. So, I would like to thank you for reading my first ever post!
With Love,
Chloe x
My name is Chloe Robertson Porter, I'm 13 years of age and I am from Scotland! I have ginger hair, gray eyes and I'm pale and freckly! (Like I said, I'm from one of the coldest countries ever, so don't judge the appearance!!!) I decided to come on www.blogger.com because I felt like telling everyone about me and what I've been through! So, I'm just hear for a good old moan basically! But, please, take your time to read what I'm writing if you have the time. So, I would like to thank you for reading my first ever post!
With Love,
Chloe x
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